Washington Business Journal reports that ExxonMobil will relocate its 2,100 employees in Fairfax County to a massive new headquarters the company is building in Houston.

Remember all that hubbub about a shiny, black substance which was found in the Anacostia River in mid-August? Well, according to the Environmental Protection Agency, it was definitely just algae.

Has the mystery been solved? Officials from the District’s Department of the Environment and D.C. Fire and EMS seem confident that they know the substance which is making the Anacostia River shine.

First, there was an oil spill in the Anacostia. Then, there wasn’t. Now, authorities are saying that there’s definitely something which is making the river shine, but they aren’t really sure what it is.

Last night, D.C. Fire and EMS crews laid down booms along the Anacostia River in order to contain a possible oil spill. Turns out that all they were containing was water — and whatever other pollution might be floating in the space between the 11th Street Bridge and New York Avenue.

U Street NW is one big mess this morning. According to a DDOT employee working on the scene, a truck that was driving down U Street at 4 a.m. this morning left a significant trail of oil and grease on the road. The oil has begun to pool and bunch at the curb of the street. DDOT, police and other District employees have been working hard this morning to try and soak up as much…

Congress has probed the Interior Department and come out with hard allegations that members of the department have gotten drunk, used drugs and had sex with officials for the oil companies they allegedly regulate. The reports charge that those responsible for dictating where the oil companies can drill have let the drillers take them to parties at hotels and received their illicit gifts. The government receives and resells a percentage of all oil drilled by…