The Supreme Court has announced that it will take on Heller v. District of Columbia, the D.C. handgun case, and decide whether our city’s ban on handguns violates the Constitution. The Court will likely hear the case sometime in March, with a decision to come later in the session. The case will mark the first time the Court has taken up the meaning of the Second Amendment in almost 70 years, and the decision could…

>> All you area students who planned on holding up provocative signs at your next high school event: think again. The Supreme Court ruled “Bong Hits 4 Jesus” was out of line, and that high schools are free to punish students in order to regulate their speech. Do you think “The Vice-President is in the Legislative Branch” would fly? It’s no less ridiculous. [WaPo] >> Foxhall Road will be a mess of construction for…

The nation is still transfixed on the latest coming out of Blacksburg, especially the startling images and words that have come out of the package Cho Seung-Hui apparently sent to NBC News between his two shooting sprees. It’s also of course talking about the day’s two biggest stories coming out of Washington: The Supreme Court’s decision to uphold the so-called partial-birth abortion ban, and the start of Congressional testimony by embattled Attorney General Alberto…

A Tenleytown hardware store was robbed by two armed, masked men this morning, prompting a mile-long police chase through the neighborhood, complete with accompanying U.S. Park Police helicopter. If your commute through this area was hell on Earth today, feel free to send these lovely robbers a thank-you note. The Post says that an employee of the Ace Hardware store in the 4500 block of Wisconsin Avenue NW was ambushed by the robbers while taking…

If you’re going to stage a free reading of Twelfth Night, having it January 6 to kick off the city’s “Shakespeare in Washington” festival counts as pretty good timing. Plus, it has Balki. The event will take place at the Kennedy Center’s Concert Hall at 6 p.m. tomorrow, and will star Bronson Pinchot, Veanne Cox, Jennifer Dundas, as well as a number of our favorite D.C. actors, like Will Gartshore, Scott McCormick and Regina Aquino….

Good morning, Washington. Marine Corps Marathon registration opens at noon today, so those of you ready to take on the 26.2 should be ready to get your information in. There will be a number of DCists doing their best to join the field this year (the presale password is “dehydration”). Yours truly will not be among them, but we wish all entrants the best. At right is a photo of Wilson Bridge construction; no reason…

To the winos out there (like Miles Raymond of “Sideways” seen here), take note. The Supreme Court has ruled in a 5-4 decision to ban certain interstate commerce restrictions that have limited the reach of small- and medium-sized wineries nationwide. According to the Post, the high court said that interstate commerce “trumps the states’ rights to regulate alcohol sales.” The ruling could benefit local wineries gain access to various states with wine trade barriers,…