On a list of 35 cities, visitors ranked D.C. 26th on the attractive people list. Residents put that number at 32, obviously, because Travel + Leisure readers from D.C. hate themselves.

RFK Stadium has been named to a “Best Stadium Food” list. Wait, what?

Last week The Daily Beast didn’t include the District in its list of the country’s top 20 most tolerant cities, and now Travel and Leisure has us ranked as the third rudest city in the U.S.:

This is totally going to bring everyone down, I know, but: Travel+Leisure’s readers have arbitrarily decided that we’re a bunch of ugly people. (Not quite as unattractive as, say, Memphis, but still.)