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Travel + Leisure readers have once again decided that D.C. is full of ugly people. At least this year, we’re No. 1 on the least attractive people list!

You’re never fully dressed without a smile, D.C. Our nation’s capital slipped four places to take the bottom slot this year, perhaps in part because the locals came off as both unfriendly and not so stylish. But the city still offers some timeless beauties. It came in first place for its museums and sense of history, and scored near the top for classical music.

Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize this was an inner-beauty contest, you idiots. (Too friendly?)

On the attractive people list, visitors ranked D.C. 26 out of 35 cities. Residents put that number at 32, obviously, because Travel + Leisure readers from D.C. hate themselves. (They do, however, think they’re really smart.)