On a list of 35 cities, visitors ranked D.C. 26th on the attractive people list. Residents put that number at 32, obviously, because Travel + Leisure readers from D.C. hate themselves.

Dulles Airport may not be very highly regarded, but it’s certainly better than the three airports serving New York. Also: Baltimore is OK, but Reagan National gets no love.

D.C. is apparently so square that even San Juan, Puerto Rico and Kansas City, Missouri are considered better places for hipsters.