Instead of donning green and drinking whiskey in the afternoon, many folks in Washington will be spending Saturday speaking out against the war in Iraq. A march on the Pentagon is expected to draw tens of thousands of people, including veterans and soldiers’ families. You may have already seen some of the protesters along Constitution Ave. erecting memorials to the fallen and preparing signs. The event’s primary sponser, ANSWER, says the protest marks not only…

It’s one of those great D.C. occasions where out-of-staters turn the city into a melting pot of American tradition. It’s for a good cause. It’s sure to be a good time. And, it’s too bad Stephen Colbert couldn’t stay one more weekend in town because it’s got the one thing on which he places his highest premium: balls. We speak, naturally, of the upcoming Third Annual Testicle Festival, brought to you by the good people…

In recent weeks, Austria has been the Scott Stapp of the international stage — fending off doping allegations against its Olympic athletes and suffering its first case of the bird flu (no doubt caught while it filmed that nasty video with Moldova and Djibouti). So, the Republik Österreich desperately needs your moral support in these difficult days. And what better way to give that support than to head over to an Austrian Winemakers’ Wine Tasting…