Um, we’re not sure we want a pizza chain taking on the task of trying to heal our country’s political woes, but hey, if it means a discount on greasy food, it can’t be that bad. The Reliable Source reports today that Domino’s Pizza stores in the D.C. area are offering $3 off a pizza to any pair of roommates made up of one Republican and one Democrat. There’s a cutesy marketing catch, naturally – the pizza has to be half one topping and half another. Because we’re such a polarized nation that we can’t even agree on the pepperoni vs. mushrooms debate.

We don’t really know how Domino’s is going to enforce the one Republican-one Democrat rule (can they magically tell our political affiliation just by looking at us?), so we assume some political pizza exploitation is going to take place. And alongside with the Dupont Circle’s Krispy Kreme Patriotic Donut Day on August 26th, where you can “vote” your candidate by buying a blue or a red-sprinkled donut, DCist is starting to fear national food chains’ involvement in politics. What’s next, a Happy Meal with a little Bush or Kerry figurine?