Its hump day! Hurrah! And what better way to celebrate than by reading Ms. Jessica Cutlers Playboy.com interview! She reveals gems like that shes had sex on the Mall, is registered as a Republican, and the storyline for her upcoming novel. (We say odds are 2:1 someone gets it in the butt.)
If scheming, bloodthirsty women are more to your liking than sexterns, go check out “Macbeth”, which opened this week at the Shakespeare Theatre. Kelly McGillis plays Lady Macbeth, and whoo boy, we have never seen a formerly hot actress looking so absolutely terrifying? Girl needs botox. Over at why.i.hate.dc., James F. imagines McGillis hamming it up:
Well, let’s say you’re casting “Macbeth”. Who is the absolute last person you would cast as the conniving, murderous Lady Macbeth?
If you said Kelly McGillis, the love interest from Top Gun, you win. And yet, hilariously, that’s who they cast: the least convincing on-screen astro-physicist ever. I can see it now…
LADY MACBETH: My review of your performance was right on, Macbeth.
MACBETH: Is that right?
LADY MACBETH: That is right, but I held something back. I see some real genius in your swordfighting, but I can’t say that in there. I was afraid that every one in the courtyard would see right through me, and I just don’t want anyone to know that… [breathlessly] I’ve fallen for you.
Yes, yes, we know that McGillis has played many Shakespearian roles quite successfully, so don’t get all tetchy. We’re sure her performance will take our breath away. Sorry. That half-priced margarita we had for lunch at Mimi’s is going to our heads.
For those more chaste, dont forget that “Vanity Fair” opens in local theaters today. We hear Reese Witherspoon holds court on the screen. Check your listings here.
