What’s a young, literary-minded D.C. denizen to do, when she’s bored with this “boring/overly political/unartistic/gentrified/dangerous” city? If you’re anything like “Zoe,” the answer is of course: start a blog.

Don’t let the simple title, “Fun things to do in DC”, deceive you: imagine one part existential angst, one part irony, and a whole lot of literary references. It’s fun, but ultimately a list: Drum in a circle at Meridian Hill Park (Part I) (Part II), Host a clothing swap, Attend a World Premiere at DC9, and Spoof the Church of Scientology.

Although she’s been writing a scant two weeks, there’s enough there worth reading. Here’s a trip to the park, inspired by the Song of Solomon: