If you frequent Dupont or Logan circles, please note those traffic circles are tied to the apex of all evil: The White House. That’s what people who push Masonic conspiracy theories would like to make you to believe at least. Now that “DaVinci Code” author Dan Brown is preparing his next megaseller on D.C.’s Masonic machinations, we thought we’d lay out the general thought patterns as to why some people think the L’Enfant street plan is why we’re living in such a Luciferian city. (Oh, just wait for “National Treasure” this fall.)

From MASONIC CONSPIRACY:

Take any good street map of downtown Washington, D.C. and find the Capitol Building. Facing the Capitol from the Mall and using the Capitol building as the head or top of the Compass, the left leg is represented by Pennsylvania Ave. and the right leg, Maryland Ave. The Square is found in the usual Masonic position with the intersection of Canal St. and Louisiana Ave. The left leg of the Compass stands on the White House and the right leg stands on the Jefferson Memorial. The circle drive and short streets behind the building form the head and ears of what Satanists call the Goat Of Mendes or Goat’s head!

Confused? Let us explain this in a little more depth.