This really isn’t newsworthy, but it makes us laugh. Via Craigslist, we come across this plea to the denizens of Dupont Circle to be on the lookout for a “borrowed” T-shirt. The shirt in question is somebody’s Comstock House shirt from Smith College. While details are sketchy as to how the shirt came into the possession of the “HOT Iranian boy,” it appears that it could have been due to somebody “messing around” with an ex-boyfriend’s best friend.

Hes about 5’8″. Dark olive complexion and beautiful middle eastern features. Black hair, brown eyes, usually wears glasses. An amazing ass (even guys have commented on how perfect it is). Hes the type of guy that looks great in pink. Has two tattoos on his back… the designs themselves arent impressive… but their positions are. To the untrained eye, he may seem gay (See above comment about pink clothing)

Also, a local bike thief is in for a big surprise if he rides down the big hill on 13th Street, another pissed-off agitated Craigslist poster tells us.

I was also unnerved by the fact that you left the helmet that had been hanging on the handlebars. Do you think I am so clumsy that I will need to wear the helmet now as I walk from place to place or jockey for position on the metro? Not only have you stolen from me, but also insulted me. You know the helmet probably would have come in handy when your stupid ass gets run over by a car riding my bike around. I guess all I can say at this point is that I hope you enjoy cycling around the city on my bike…

…oh, and by the way, you probably have discovered at this point that I had removed the brake pads from my bike before I locked it up, hopefully in your flight from the scene of the crime you took that massive mountain of a hill on 13th st. I hope you did not have any trouble going from about 45 to 0 before the stop light. Should have taken the helmet too.