What do Abingdon, Md., and Pyongyang, North Korea, have in common? Well nothing, really, but if you saw an advanced viewing of “Team America” this weekend, you may have been able to make a connection.

When DCist stopped off at a Wawa off Interstate 95 in Abingdon, we noticed that a nearby shopping plaza was called “Constant Friendship.” In a nation where suburban developers seem to be scraping the bottom of the barrel in the naming department, Constant Friendship seems to be one strip mall with a name jacked up on a cocktail of happy pills and symbolism.

Since “Team America” skewered North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, we couldn’t help but think that “Constant Friendship” could be a perfect addition to the Pyongyang subway system, as the names of the stations in the North Korean capital translate to the ideals and glory of the state. (e.g. Kaesong translates to Triumph Return, Huanggumbol translates to Golden Fields …)

And if you see “Team America,” keep an eye on Sarah, as she looks sort of like Washingtonienne, just in puppet form. Perhaps going after North Korean dictators could be a great post-Capitol Hill career for Jessica Cutler.