When Martha Stewart gets sprung from the clink, she’s going to star in a version of “The Apprentice,” in the Trump role. We think you’d have to be some kind of a masochist to subject yourself to working for the likes Trump or Stewart. Then again, D.C. has more than it’s share of people willing to endure a little abuse and humiliation for shot at money, fame and power.
If your dream is to get yelled at by Martha Stewart, and humiliated on national television, here’s your chance. Fill out an application or attend an open call. The application deadline is extended to Feb. 10, and here’s the information for the Washington, D.C. open call:
Friday, Feb. 11
Mercedes Benz main showroom
200 S. Pickett St., Alexandria
9 a.m. to noon: Wristbands distributed
10 a.m.: Interviews begin
Can’t make it? No problem. You still have a chance to feel Martha’s wrath. Just fill out an application, and send it in along with a tape (no longer than 10 minutes) explaining why you’re the perfect candidate for the show. Then, just sit back and wait … and start saving up for the therapy sessions you’ll need afterwards.