DCist’s regular Overheard editor is too busy enjoying her kid-free Paris vacation to amuse readers today, so I’ve had to pick up the slack. Call us cynical if you want, but we’re filing this week’s Quote of the Week under the “Ain’t it the Truth” category of humor.

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Quote of the Week:
Liquor store at South Dakota Avenue and Riggs Road:

Clerk: You know, you win $300 million, your enemies gonna be your best friends, but your family gonna be your worst enemies.
Elderly Woman: They already are.