No Rammies, No Rammies, STOP
This week is mostly going to be about the Rammies. The Restaurant Association of Metropolitan Washington has released its nominees for its annual Rammy awards, setting the whole Washington area atwitter with speculation about who will win and who will be the sorest loser come the award ceremony in June.

There are a lot of powerhouses on this list, which we delve into a little more after the jump, and it’ll be a hard-fought battle over the next few months as the nominees roll out their A-game to impress the voters. That’s because the voters don’t have their minds made up at all yet. Nope, not at all.

One note before we get into the nominees. The award gala on June 25 is called, “Rock This Town.” The dress for the event? “Glam Rock” attire. So so best. We can not wait to watch hundreds of Ziggy Stardusts and Suzi Quatros file into the awards banquet. Look for a pool on whose wig will catch fire first and who will be the person to inadvertently eat the most sequins. Alright, on to the nominees.