Today, we’re going to broaden our crime report horizons and examine the misdeeds of our suburban neighbors, along with the District. Thanks, as always, to the Post and the MPD.

Washington, home of the world’s strongest thieves:

G ST., 1400 block, 9 p.m. March 13 to 12:10 p.m. March 15. A refrigerator was stolen from a residence.

ADAMS ST., 1-99 block, 6:30 p.m. March 14 to 8 a.m. March 15. A bathtub and related materials were taken from a home entered by breaking a front window.

Crazy ass Virginia:

UHLE ST. S., 2700 block, 8:45 p.m. March 16. During an argument, a male sprayed two men with pepper. One of the men used a hammer to strike the assailant in the stomach. The incident was under investigation.

MOORE ST. N., 1700 block, 9:10 a.m. March 16. A male exposed himself to another man in a restroom. A male, 44, of no fixed address, was charged with indecent exposure.

QUINCY ST. N., 1300 block, 8:30 a.m. March 13. A male was allegedly seen fondling himself in a shower at a public pool.

And boring Maryland:

CONNECTICUT AVE., 8500 block, 1:30 a.m. March 11. A gas station was entered by force. Nothing was reported missing.

PINEY BRANCH RD., 8500 block, 5:20 p.m. March 8 to 10:30 a.m. March 9. A candy store was entered by force. Nothing was reported missing.

LAUREL AVE., 6900 block, 4 p.m. March 19. A woman parked her vehicle and went into a store. When she came out, she saw three men speeding away in her 2002 Chrysler Town & Country minivan.