You’re pretty angry, D.C. Pissy, opinionated and infuriated. Good job.

We asked you to provide your best Lewis Black-style rants about life in Washington, and you came through. We heard about sour CVS employees, transit woes and the city government — and of course there was an entry or two about us (we love you guys, too).

But in the end there can be only three winners, because that’s how many Lewis Black DVDs we have to give away. So particular congratulations go to Gabriel Fry for an inspired riff on D.C. alternative radio, dcRat for a hunger-banishing critique of the city’s food carts, and cminus for a meta-rant about the contest itself. Lew would be proud. But you failed to leave email addresses, so if you’d like to claim your fabulous prizes, email me at tom (at) dcist.com with details on where we should ship the loot. We’ve got the original comments’ IP addresses, so fakers need not apply.

The rest of you can find the winning entries behind the cut.