We love doing the things we do here at DCist. We like to think we’re entertaining, informing, and maybe, on occasion, delighting the greater Washington area with the things we write about this city. We believe we have lots of satisfied readers. But there are also Haters. Haters are inevitable. Usually we giggle over them privately. Sometimes, though, when they’re just too cute, they deserve a little public attention. Today, we give you this gem of a Hater from Baltimore.

Yes, a blogger going by the moniker DCist Go Home has decided that we have no business mentioning Baltimore in any way, shape or form. Accusations of mistreating the good name of B-more are outlined thusly:

You’re unfamiliar with the subject. You’re [sic] audience couldn’t care less about Baltimore. Baltimore hates DC. You’re a franchise. We’re not your suburb. Don’t bother.

Truly, being taken to task for such offenses as daring to suggest District residents might want to attend a huge music festival in the Baltimore area, occasionally writing a clunky sentence, and failing to publish the Baltimore train schedule, all by someone who uses the wrong “you’re”, is downright adorable.

As for DCist Go Home’s other grievances, we’ll answer each as best we can: