And a Mercedes.

In our continuing effort to bring you better coverage of the city you love, we are constantly assessing ourselves. As the Red-Tailed Hawk scans the underbrush for the scurrying rodent, we likewise probe our coverage for aspects of our city that we neglect.

Well, it just so happens that a rather juicy-looking rodent has been scurrying beneath us for the last couple of weeks. That rodent is Washington Capitals hockey. The problem is that we lack the means to swoop down and capture our prey, which is why we are turning to you, our readers, for help.

If one of you, or someone you know, would be interested in joining our staff to cover the Washington Capitals, please contact me and I will pass on the particulars.