>>You are hereby ordered to step away from the desk and immediately proceed to the DAM! venue of your choice.

>>If you’re way too cool for that, check out the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum’s event tonight. The best part? The inventor of the majestic Klingon language will be on hand. Qapla!

>> Apparently it’s hard to run for president without being master of your domain. [Yeas and Nays]

>>Get ready to find those horny foreign correspondents this weekend. They might not get your Carol Schwartz costume, but it won’t matter to these randy reporters. [fishbowlDC]

>> Maybe she thought you work at the post office? [Captain & Coke With a Lime]

>> Virginia is now for lovers… of affordable drugs! Wal-Mart announced today that it will offer over 300 generic medications for $4 each in Va. Now those shopkeepers displaced when the mega store comes to town can afford their Prozac [WUSA9.com]

>> VA Independent could withdraw from Senate race, throwing her 2% to either Allen or Webb [WTOP].

>> Earthlovers crawl up NOAA building in Silver Spring, defiantly unfurl banner; let their toesies dangle in the breeze. Then they totally get arrested. [Climate Emergency via DC Indymedia.]

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