>> We always suspected Maddy Albright was much like Santa Claus — not so much due to a reputation for gift giving as for being magically able to keep her eyes locked on our every move in order to judge whether we have been naughty or nice. Safeway, ye know not what ye have done. [Yeas and Nays]
>> Art-o-matic will take place this year after all, from April 13 through May 20 this year at the former U.S. Patent and Trademark building at 2121 Crystal Drive in Crystal City. Cue Blake Gopnik’s nervous breakdown in 5, 4, 3 … [City Desk]
>> It’s quite nice to read some good news coming out of D.C. Schools, is it not? [WTOP]
>> Marc Fisher, as usual, asks the tough questions. Like, who should be in D.C.’s new Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum? We’ll begrudgingly admit that if Ian MacKaye actually does get a wax statue in the attraction, we’d probably shell out $25 just to see that. [Raw Fisher]
>> This investigatory committee is going to have the Best. Happy hours. Ever. [WaPo]
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