>> The video above gives a pretty great perspective of last night’s bedlam in G-town. This UCLA alumna is more than a little dismayed at the bandwagon fans she’s encountered all over D.C. today. At least we can all agree it’s unacceptable to root for Florida or Ohio State. Go Bruins! [Deadspin]

>> Don’t think we’re ignoring the call for a new slogan for D.C. that went out over the weekend. On the contrary, the DCist brain trust is convening a secret lodge meeting tonight to come up with a few choice suggestions. What can we say, we love wearing funny hats. You should spend a little time thinking about it tonight, too. We’ll have our ideas first thing tomorrow, and you can add yours to the comments then. [WaPo]

>> Guys: Looking for a sugar mama? Apparently, Superdiamond shows are “cougar central.” [El Guapo in D.C.]

>> D.C. Delegate Eleanor Holmes Norton spoke the truth during her WaPo chat today:

Arlington, Va.: Delegate Norton:

Two of the most vociferous opponents of giving representation to D.C. are from Texas. One tried to sabotage the process by adding an amendment that would repeal all D.C. gun laws, another opined that D.C. has 535 representatives and apparently doesn’t need one that’s actually accountable to voters. The state of Texas has never been on the forefront of racial justice. How much of the resistance to a vote for D.C. has to do with the fact that a majority of the district’s population is African-American?

Eleanor Holmes Norton: Well, first let me thank the many residents who e-mailed the member who claimed to represent the District of Columbia.

Keep those calls going, D.C.!

>> And of course, Philip Thompson, an aide to Sen. Jim Webb (D-Va.), was caught “accidentally” carrying a pistol without a license and possessing an unregistered firearm on the Hill today, and was promptly arrested by Capitol Police. The Drudge Report is still reporting that the gun in question belonged to Sen. Webb, but no news outlet has yet confirmed that part of the story.