The First Family has put out another one of their cringe-worthy “BarneyCam” holiday videos, featuring stilted conversations between them and their dogs, Barney and Miss Beazley. This year’s video features the two dogs sitting around with blank stares while the Bushes tell them that they want to be Junior Park Rangers. It doesn’t make any more sense when you watch it.
The White House has also posted a handy transcript of the video, in case you’d rather read that than suffer through the indignity of watching country singer Alan Jackson and former British Prime Minister Tony Blair shill for the Bushes in their Christmas card to the country.