Vincent Orange, fighting Kwame Brown for Gray’s seat, went with a smaller Cadillac SUV than his competitor. What, he couldn’t afford an orange paint job?

Earlier this month the Post revealed that the majority of mail sent from the District is bastardized with a postmark reading “SOUTHERN MD.” or “SUBURBAN MD.,” a practice imposed soon after a 2001 anthrax attack in a D.C. postal facility. District officials and voting rights activists were none-too-pleased — after all, if they take our postmark, what’s next? Our women and children?

Today, the Post Office relented. Under pressure from D.C. Del. Eleanor Holmes Norton — who issued a strongly worded statement upon hearing of postmark-gate — D.C. Postmaster Yverne P. Moore announced earlier today that a new procecsing system was being put in place to ensure that D.C. mail gets the right postmark, not that Maryland abomination.

And not a second too late, we might add. DCist’s plan to torch a post office in protest was feeling like it might be a little over the top. Put away the cans of gasoline and ski masks, guys. We’ll save them for some other time.