Astute readers may have noticed that the last two overheard Quotes of the Week have been about farts and poop. That’s because farts and poop are funny. This one, in particular, is strange and has a amusing non sequitur — or is it? The woman may want to visit a doctor, but maybe there is some connection between frequency and bling bling. This sounds like a job for science.

Quote of the Week

While walking down King St. in Alexandria:

Well-dressed mid-20s man: “How often?”
Well-dressed 20-something woman: “Once every 2 or 3 days.”
Man: “Do you keep track? Do you write it down when you do?”
Woman: “Haha, no. I don’t. I just know I only poop once every 2 or 3 days”
Man: “Wow.”
Woman: “What? My mom is the same way.”
Man: “I poop 2 or 3 times a day. It’s great! I love to poop! How do you only do it every 2 or 3 days?!”
Woman shrugs.
(Conversation is inaudible for about 40 seconds)
Man: “Let’s go in here and buy a lot of stuff now that we have tons of money.”

After the jump, St. Patrick’s day, Facebooks, and badass violins, bro.

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