Even though our fearless leader took the week off, we know we can always count on our just-as-fearless commenters never to need a break. You’re tireless, people!

On Friday, guest editor Jason Linkins found an interesting picture of a sign detailing “visitor information” somewhere in this fine city. Of course, you took this as your cue to make ingratiating attempts to translate the text-free signage – we expected nothing less. That said, the best interpretation of the proscriptions came from boondoggle, who – with this effort – is now part of a rarified collective of multiple-time winners in the category of Comment of the Week:

People, the sign couldn’t be more clear:
(from top left)

-No chance of bumming a cigarette or ‘loosey’ from park rangers.
-The running man is played out; dance moves from the 80s are prohibited.
-No skate rats.
-No repairing a giant exercise ball while sitting on another exercise ball.
-No standing in lasagna.
-No Aqua Teen Hunger Force references without some mention of Frylock.

After the jump, there’s a lot of talk about homeless shelters, LEED certifications, and “the Internets.” Also: don’t wrap me up!

Photo by Pianoman75.