College kids say the darnedest things! Well, maybe they don’t, but there’s a plethora of things from young people this week, including lots of awkwardness and unfortunate attempts at pick up lines/jokes. But hey, we’ve all been there. Hopefully not as awkwardly or unfortunately.

Overheard of the Week

Early 20s guy and girl are in line at the Starbucks on Connecticut Avenue across from the Zoo:

Guy: “I’m just gonna leave you in line so you can feel guilty about it.”
Girl: “I know how you don’t like to be in confined spaces.”
Guy: “I like to be confined in you.”
Girl: “Disgusting!”

After the jump, cool bus drivers, strange choices of words, and lame jokes.

Don’t forget to send the funny/weird/bad/horrifying stuff you hear to overheardindc(at)gmail(dot)com!

Photo by pianoman75