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  • Marion Barry says he has filed his 2008 tax returns! Now, literally no one has an excuse to be late.
  • We have to believe WTOP’s Adam Tuss knows this isn’t the last time he’ll have to write that the Dulles Rail extension project “may be a little longer than anticipated.”
  • NBC4 reports that Fairfax County is planning a public seminar on the Dangers of Sexting. Can you guess which local station will be there to cover the event, prompting a brand new wave of scaaaary sexting stories on all the local news channels?
  • Ick. A D.C. Public Schools employee, who thankfully had “minimal contact with children,” stands accused of sexually assaulting a woman selling newspapers door to door in Anne Arundel County.
  • The Going Out Gurus have a little more on that potential tented entertainment area/beer garden planned for a vacant lot outside Nationals Park. This doesn’t bode well: Expect “Dewey Beach bands” and a venue run by Robert “Bo” Blair, who owns The Rookery and Smith Point.
  • Eww. Stay away from the U.S. House Staff Gym for a while. Looks like someone contracted MRSA there.