Not that it’ll be that hard. Jumbo Slice-bashing aside, former Top Chef contestant Spike Mendelsohn is planning to branch out from his signature Good Stuff Eatery’s burgers into another facet of the upscale fast food trend: pizza. He’s been eating his way through New York’s pizza in order to “research” the new establishment, which will open in the next three to four months, according to a journal he kept last week for New York Magazine.

And not to be outdone by D.C.’s other resident Top Chef, Carla Hall, who may be looking for new digs in Columbia Heights, Spike also recently shot the first two episodes of a new web series for the Food Network. The show, called, “Kelsey and Spike Cook,”, pits bad boy Mendelsohn against the sugary sweet Kelsey Nixon from the network’s The Next Food Network Star. We hope Spike’s pizza is better than the two chefs’ dialogue…