Tomorrow is Gilbert Arenas’s 28th birthday, so in addition to continuing to post a stream of insane updates to his Twitter account that attempt to play off his gun controversy as a big joke (though in fairness, the last message on the subject — “no im not going to jail i didnt do what they keep writing but stay away from guns..i was wrong for puttn them in my locker” — makes it seem like Gil is finally taking this thing a little more seriously), the Wizards player is back to posting comedy videos. This time it’s a very special birthday episode of the Agent Zero Show, complete with rapping dolls posed in suggestive ways. Probably more or less safe for work, but proceed with some caution.

We suppose the facts that it’s Gil’s birthday and that this video was made for the occasion have nothing to do with his gun totin’ ways, but you’d think maaaaaybe the guy would want to lay low for a while now and just let this video go unreleased. And then we remembered we’re talking about Mr. Hibachi.