Photo by Shaun Barrows.

It seems like the cool thing lately is to try to put people into one of two boxes — the vampire movie with Team Fred and Team Jeff or whatever, cat people and dog people, red state and blue state, tea party and coffee party. Sometimes these descriptions kind of fit, and sometimes, they are just flat out terrifying:

Overheard of the Week

At Thunderburger in Georgetown:

Table with 4 college-age guys: “There are two types of girls in this world: the Taylor Swifts and the Katy Perrys.”

After the jump, art history bros, food fail and spies infiltrating Metro.

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