Photo by mofo.

Auto theft isn’t funny — after all, thousands of vehicles are stolen in the District every year. But this reminder, sent by Metropolitan Police Department Commander Kimberly Chisley-Missouri to the department’s Fourth District listserv led us to chuckle a little bit.

Good Morning.

During cold weather, it may be tempting to leave your vehicle running to warm up or while you run inside a residence or business. Please remember it is also tempting for theives who take advantage of this.

Yesterday, 4D had 3 stolen autos reported. The vehilce was left running and unattended in all three cases.

Remember, please do not leave your vehicle running unattended. Take the keys and remove any items of value.

Thanks.

Commander Missouri

Simple reminders never hurt, I suppose. Did you get the Commander’s message, Councilmember Barry?