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Remember the Woodbridge man who was allegedly having drunken sex with a woman who was “partially or totally in the backseat of the car” while he was driving 85 miles per hour on the Beltway? Wouldn’t you know it: he’s on Twitter!

“I’m so angry that its causing me a really bad headache,” Salem Trad tweeted last night, obviously overwhelmed by his profanity-laced thoughts on Father’s Day, Game of Thrones and cranberry juice.

Trad might not be having too much fun, but the media certainly is. As the trial comes to a close, the Washington Post has decided to go with #beltwaysex as its hashtag of choice.

Protip: if you’re following along, you might want to start thinking about the explanation you’re inevitably going to have to give to HR while doing so.