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Former Wizards star Gilbert Arenas has never been shy about airing his thoughts on Twitter. In fact, Arenas’ stream of consciousness blasts have kind of become the stuff of legend — you never know what’s going to happen or who Agent Zero will throw under the bus. Last night, it was apparently time for Gil to get his thoughts about the incident in which he brought guns into the locker room at the Verizon Center on the record.

Bullets Forever was kind enough to put Gil’s thoughts into one, barely coherent paragraph:

everyone knows about my troubles last yr..the only reason u do know about it is becuz my money making days were up…as long as ur making sumbody lots of money they will let u do what ever u want..when ur time is up they will expose u to the world. if u ever hear about anything in a locker rm is becuz sumbody in high power wants it to get out…once all the free shoes are gone..i will be attacked by the media…becuz theres nothing to be gain anymore. i know what ppl are sayin..i brought ….into the locker rm..theres been full blow paint ball shoot outs in locker rms, being in the nba u see everything…what i got in trouble for ive seen over a dozens times.. i did give them the tool to take me down so its know ones fault but mines..and ive learned and got wiser from it..like i said ive made mistakes when u feel like u can do anything u want u try..and i got smacked down to reality when i went to far, so lets move on..if u cant forgive me then f–k off..if u have forgiving me..I MIGHT mess up in the future jk i know i will lmaoooo

Oh, well, that explains everything. After all, a paintball shootout is totally the same thing as placing four guns in a teammate’s locker with a note attached telling him to “pick one” after a dispute involving tens of thousands of dollars. Yup, totally the fault of the Wizards organization that news leaked out.