Photo: D.C. Lottery

Yeah, it’s way too hot to be getting upset about the first African team to ever qualify for the Little League World Series inexplicably being denied visas to enter the United States. Oh, you say that there’s a story about a Iraq war veteran being awarded one million dollars at Nationals Park last night? Yes, this should serve as a fine diversion from the negative news of the day:

“I’m just a normal guy,” he told us. “I’m not going to go out and buy a Ferrari. I’m just going to pay off the vehicle I have. It’s used, but it’s still good to me.”

And if that story doesn’t cut it for you, you could just keep looking at this photo over and over.