Illustration by Martin Austermuhle.

Obviously, the first task that came to this editor’s mind after yesterday’s earthquake was to determine the whereabouts of our cranky resident meteorologist, Davy DCist. After all, the people were hungry for knowledge, and Davy seemed like the right guy to deliver it. Unfortunately, I couldn’t find him — he must have skipped town or something. But while poking around his living quarters, I did discover one very suspicious piece of evidence that may explain his mysterious absence, which I’ve shared above. (Don’t say I didn’t warn you.)