Photo by NCinDC.

Let’s take a brief reader survey, shall we? Have any of you ever thought that it was a good idea to:

>> Engage in sexual intercourse inside your office?
>> Engage in sexual intercourse inside the parking garage under your office?
>> Engage in sexual intercourse inside a car owned by your employer?
>> Use your employers’ email system to exchange sexually explicit messages?
>> Use your employers’ phone to exchange sexually explicit messages?
>> Break into your spouse’s email account to investigate such activity?
>> Break into your spouse’s office to investigate such activity?
>> Be “less than truthful” to investigators who are digging into all of the above?

If you have not: congratulations! You’re officially not as skeevy as the city employees and other characters detailed in this report from the D.C. Inspector General’s office and the related emails which describe, in detail, a love affair which went down at the Reeves Center last year.