Back on November 4, we noted an incredibly unusual occurrence in which an entire string of parked cars along the 1000 block of Euclid Street were totally smashed to bits, leaving police baffled as to what exactly happened. We finally got a chance to take a look at the preliminary police report of the incident, and boy, is it a whopper.
The entire report can be read below — but the highlight, without question, is the section detailing the damage to each vehicle, which includes this handy diagram:
I mean, I’m not even sure how a parked car can actually be damaged in all of those areas (including the undercarraige) without some kind of hover craft crushing it from above, but it happened. Police have issued a warrant for the arrest of 21-year-old D.C. resident Brandon Rollins in connection with the incident, but he still appears to be at large.
