The District-themed bathroom became a social media sensation over the weekend, and even caught Mayor Muriel Bowser’s attention.

A driver outside the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center became entangled in a bizarre police standoff yesterday that involved shots fired and soap eaten.

Go ahead, walk that herd of cattle around D.C. It’s legal, after all.

If someone were to approach you and offer to sell you a barrel of corn, it would be perfectly legal according to a D.C. law dating back to 1899 that remains on the books today.

Back on November 4, we noted an incredibly unusual occurrence in which an entire string of parked cars along the 1000 block of Euclid Street were totally smashed to bits, leaving police baffled as to what exactly happened. We finally got a chance to take a look at the preliminary police report of the incident, and boy, is it a whopper.

Quick, somebody call Craig T. Nelson!