Photo from Jack the Bulldog’s Facebook page.

Last Friday was a big day for J.J., a bulldog puppy that’s being groomed to be Georgetown University’s new official mascot—he was officially unveiled to students, faculty and staff at the university after a cross-country trip from his California home. There’s a Facebook page replete with adorable images of his arrival on campus, but the one above really got us to thinking what he might be thinking.

>> “Well, at least this isn’t George Washington University.”

>> “Is everyone here rich and white?”

>> “I should bite the guy with the thumb ring. Who even wears those?”

>> “Hey dude with the tuba, do you know how much more sensitive dogs are to loud noises?”

>> “With as cute as I am, I’m totally gonna score.”

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