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You know what they say: once Hooters falls, the global capitalist order that oppresses us all is soon to follow. Or something like that. The Washington Times reports that a small group of anarchists descended on Chinatown early yesterday morning, smashing an ATM and breaking a window at the Hooters located on Seventh Street:

The screen of an ATM machine for the DVA Federal Credit Union at 801 I St. NW was smashed by protesters, as was the front window of the nearby M&T Bank, said Officer Araz Alali, a police department spokesman. Yellow paint also was thrown on the M&T Bank.

The group then descended on the Chinatown Hooters and smashed a front window, Officer Alali said.

“Anti-government and anti-police” literature was left at one of the locations, Officer Alali said.

In the realm of stupid attempts at making a statement, this wins.