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The Nats won their second straight last night, and the star of the night was certainly pitcher Gio Gonzalez. It wasn’t his six shutout innings or home run that did it, though, but rather his post-game comments about what it was like pitching in unseasonably cold weather. The Sports Bog has the transcript:

“It was definitely difficult, especially with this cold weather,” he said. “It was tough to get a grip. I felt like I was making love to my hand. Just one of those things where I was constantly trying to find some grip, somehow, some way. The rosin bag, whatever, licking the fingers. But it felt good after that.”

Somewhere Beavis and Butthead are laughing uncontrollably.