It’s Greek Week up at the University of Maryland, but judging from the internal communications of one sorority, all is not well in College Park. A member of the Delta Gamma sorority laced into her sisters in a long, obscenity-laden email for not participating adequately in their paring-up with the Sigma Nu fraternity.

In the letter, which was obtained and posted in full by Deadspin, the Delta Gamma member writes that when it comes to being good Greek Week partners with Sigma Nu, her sisters simply are not pulling their weight:

For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I’ve been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING.

Instead, the letter alleges a majority of Delta Gammas prefer to socialize with themselves, rather than the fellows from Sigma Nu. As a result, Delta Gamma is apparently building a reputation as quite boring.

Breaking news from the letter-writer:

Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON’T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you’re an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR.

And apparently, the Delta Gamma sisters are not being sufficiently supportive of their supposed Sigma Nu partners at Greek Week’s competitive events. In fact, many of them are even openly supporting rival fraternities, to the further detriment of the sorority’s reputation. And that, folks, is where the letter writer truly loses it.

“I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don’t give a fuck if you SOR me, I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU,” she writes.

The letter writer has one other (non-violent) suggestion for her sisters: Don’t show up for Greek Week events if they’re not willing to socialize with the Sigma Nus. Or else:

I don’t know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don’t fucking show up unless you’re going to stop being a goddamn cock block for our chapter. Seriously. I swear to fucking God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight’s event, I will tell you to leave even if you’re sober. I’m not even kidding. Try me.