(Courrtesy of Air Sex Championships)

(Courtesy of Air Sex Championships)

Paging My Lady of Cumfort and God Bless My Pussy.

Aficionados of Air Sex might have a new reason to turn on the telly. Matador Content is looking for people who want to get into the competition, which is like air guitar, only contestants simulate having sex instead of playing music.

“Are you brave and outgoing enough to show the world just what you are made of when it comes to your sex moves? Can you master the art of air sexing? Do you slay any competition and feel you have what it takes to win the prestigious title of Air Sex Battle Champion 2016?” reads the casting call for a new reality show.

The competition, which has already been the subject of a documentary, has come to Rock and Roll Hotel for eight consecutive years. The most recent D.C. tournament featured a contestant who hosts a Playboy TV show.

The concept has a lot of key elements for successful reality television, including, but not limited to, sex. As tournament host and comedian Chris Trew explained to DCist, “It’s a comedy show. One of my favorite parts is how being hot doesn’t really help you,” Trew says. “On the surface it seems like it’s about who fucks the best. But people who aren’t willing to make themselves ugly, well, it usually doesn’t work out for them.”

People willing to make themselves ugly? Might as well say “I’m not here to make friends.”

Matador has developed other reality television, like Spike’s Lip Sync Battle. We’ve reached out to the production company and will update if we hear back.