Virgo season, we welcome you and your bullet-journal energy!

It’s the last month of summer (bummer), but never fear: Your August fates are here.

Looking for tips to make your summer funner? Too bad your fates predict a summer bummer. Your June horoscopes are here!

Your horoscopes are here because *cue Justin Timberlake* it’s gonna be May! Read on for your fates.

Spring has almost sprung, and your allergies are in full swing. Here are your fates for this month.

Spring is almost here, and Pisces better buckle up, cause just like the weather your fate’s going to be a rollercoaster.

Winter’s in full swing, and Aquarius season is here. See what chilly fate D.C. has in store for you.

Jingle bells, yes you smell, your horoscope’s here today. Oh what fun it is to read what DCist has to say.

There’s no luck coming through this holiday season, so buckle up in that Thanksgiving traffic and keep the gift receipts on those Black Friday buys. Your December fortunes are here.

In true Halloween fashion, we’ve resurrected not a zombie or a mummy, but your terrible outlook for the next month.