FRIDAY
>> We’ve long been fans of John Hodgman, the “former professional literary agent” turned “professional writer” who doles out “advice” in his regular column in McSweeney’s (and occassional appearances on This American Life). Tonight Hodgmania will take hold at Warehouse Theater, as the writer reads from his new book, The Areas of My Expertise, a sort of compendium of completely made-up “history” and “facts.” Listen to Hodgman read the 700 Hobo Names You Requested here. Then meet us at 8 p.m. in your best hobo ensemble. This DCist will be dressed as Number 54, Gila Monster Jr. , so pick one of the other 699. Jonathan Coulton, Adam Mazmanian, and David Rees will also read. Free.
>> We’d write up an oh-so-clever description of Norwegian singer/DJ Annie, but we’re lazy and we made you do it for us. Suckers! At Black Cat, 9:30 p.m., $10.
SATURDAY
>> Indie rock hero and Sub Pop recording artist Zach Rogue wins top honors for coolest integration of a real name into a band title, hands down. Also, he writes some freaky-good songs that reside in the Shins/Death Cab millieu without sounding like he’s just doing what everybody else is doing these days. Rogue Wave is at Black Cat with Mazarin and (The Sounds of) Kaleidoscope. 9:30 p.m., $12.
SUNDAY
>> Don’t forget that Arena Stage is still running Craig Marberry’s Cuttin’ Up, a story of three barbers grappling with their responsibilities which our reviewer called “an excellent blend of humor and wisdom that goes down easily.” Tickets are $41 to $60, through Jan. 1.
>> If you’re like Brad and Angelina (and who isn’t?), you probably have an interest in checking out other people’s houses just to see if they’ve got a cooler place than you do. Sadly, not all of us can get away with posing as prospective buyers for multi-million dollar homes. That’s why the Logan Circle Holiday House and Gallery Tour is such a fantastic idea. Just cough up $15 for a ticket, and a bunch of people with great houses will actually open their doors for you and let you snoop around, no problem. 1 to 5 p.m., with a reception hosted by Studio Theater from 3 to 5:30 p.m.
