See what happens when you give the guys picked last for dodge ball a microphone and some stage time. Tonight at 10:30 p.m., Warehouse Theatre is hosting Geek Comedy Tour 3000 — the nerdcore musings of twelve local guys, plus solo comedian Herbie Gill. Naturally, these grey matter-types wouldn’t have anything better to do on a Friday night.

And admit it, neither do you. They speak to the closet geek inside us all. They’re the techies who might edit Wikipedia pages, identify the weight of a praying mantis or foretell the release date of the next Warcraft III: Frozen Throne. They make smart person jokes, essentially, and since Washington prides itself on being a smart person town, maybe we should go and laugh?