>> Apparently, eighth-graders and cats have a lot in common. A Maryland teacher is accused of making three boys pee in a soda bottle, rather than escorting them to the bathroom during class. The school has a policy that students must be accompanied to the potty after a bout of vandalism and problems with kids “urinating in inappropriate areas.” We’ll go out on a limb and label soda bottles “inappropriate areas,” too. [NBC4]

>> On that note, it looks like Jeb Bush Jr. also has the wrong idea. [Wonkette]

>> With Adrian Fenty running all over town, maybe he could knock on the door of the D.C. school contractor who got mistakenly paid twice last year. Months after the error was discovered, the cash isn’t back in the public schools’ coffer. We’re always this blase when we misplace a quarter million dollars. [Examiner]

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