>> Breaking News: Former D.C. Mayor Anthony Williams has taken a new job at Friedman Billings Ramsey, an investment banking company involved in real estate investment trusts. A formal announcement is expected shortly. [NBC4]
>> It’s SotU time! Wonkette has details on where to go and exactly how much of which substances you’ll need for a proper drinking game. Who will the president kiss while walking down the aisle this year, and how jealous will Sen. Lieberman be? Tune in at 9 p.m. to find out.
>> Unexpected downside to the smoking ban: Farts in bars now smell just like farts in cars. We’re of course reconsidering every single statement we might have made in favor of the ban, ever. [Pygmalion in a Blanket]
>> Police looking for help in locating two missing teens from Montgomery County. [WTOP]
>> We can’t believe we missed this one: The warm weather D.C. experienced this winter (up until recently) has caused a boom in the population of adorable kittens. One more reason to love global warming, right? Well, except most of them don’t have homes. So if you’re so inclined, please visit the Feline Foundation of Greater Washington, or another rescue shelter, and bring home some of that extra adorableness today. [FOX5]
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