>> Bad news: The Sex Worker Art Show at the Rock and Roll Hotel has been cancelled due to inclement weather. Check the HIPS website for news of a possible reschedule date.

>> The Washington Nationals issue a call for people who want to be the Racing Presidents! Yes, it’s fun fun FUN for the home crowd as Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson, and Teddy Roosevelt square off for a battle of base-running supremacy. Will YOU step up to the plate and portray one of the Rushmore Four? Better yet: will you suggest a series of guest Presidents? How far will McKinley make it this time? Will Dubya bring it home to impress his daddy? What about a Grover Cleveland version 1.0 face off with his nemesis, Grover Cleveland version 2.0. The possibilities are endlessful! [Pygmalion In a Blanket]

>> Does Valentine’s Day have you feeling sinister? There are options. [The DC Concierge]

>> Holy God, everyone! There are mere days left before Politics and Prose is visited by the Stepptasm! Get psyched by checking out her awesome Live Chat from this afternoon. DID YOU KNOW that “Hooking up is more widespread today.” Well didja?

>> Hey area rockers! Don’t forget: tomorrow is the deadline for submitting your band’s best material to the Six Points Music Festival. After that, the Six Points people will begin the adjudication process, and, later, announce the bands that have won inclusion. This will be immediately followed by the time honored tradition of Full Minute of Mercury bitching about it.

>> OMG! Disney On Ice starts tonight? The best part is the ice ballet that commemorates the time Disney tried to block the distribution of Fahrenheit 9/11!

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